Good evening everyone from Daddy’s Farm industries, due to recent events development we have decided to release a redacted version of one of Daddy’s Farm Industries experiment performed in the past days. This is a partially redacted documentation because public’s health and safety is at risk, however due to its nature, it contains sensible data we cannot yet share with you.
As Argonathians we cannot ignore the consequences of this experiment anymore and from now on the decisions taken will shape the future of our country. We’re sorry.
Redacted report from the 27th and 28th of January, 2021, located in Humane Labs.
We have successfully made contact with specimen from another galaxy, our victim volunteer, named Father Bastard, has fully agreed with us that it was an important goal for humanity and Argonath to finally find intelligent life outside of our Solar System and Galaxy. IT IS agreed by both parts that any consequence from this experiment will be dealt accordingly and in the respect of human rights.
Materials used:
1x Human, 60 years old, healthy at time of exposure to treatment.
5x DaDDyTeCH herbs
1x Military Grade Cabin
1x ALMA array, composed of 66 high-precision antennas
2x Radio Transmitters, enabling communication outside of Solar System
3x Prostitutes as witnesses and for entertainment purposes
Description of events that occured from 11:00 PM of 27th January to 1:30 AM of 28th January, 2021:
[EVENTS FROM 11:00 PM TO 00:30 AM, REDACTED]
Subject Father Bastard and 3x prostitutes in Sanitation Room before being transported to the site.
00:35 AM
The Subject was transported onto the experiment site through an elevator, medical analysis ran before pre-launch reported back no anomalies and so the subject was deemed fit for experimentation. [REDACTED]
Once done with medical analysis, we proceeded to power up the array and test functionality, our engineers also started to seek for possible errors in the launch code. The procedure was over in less than five minutes as nothing out of ordinary was reported. [REDACTED]
Subject, Father Bastard was administered DaDDyTeCH herbs through an injection behind his Skull, vital signs showed no complications and so we proceeded with our next step, the subject was invited to walk inside the MG Cabin while the remaining scientists ran a scan on the array power system, which took the approximated 10 minutes.
1:00 AM
Systems were initialized and array’s grid directioned towards Specimen Galaxy, pointing to Earth-4769, Father Bastard was secured to his seat in the cabin and administered a sedative to avoid brain injures ([REDACTED]).
1:10 AM
Father Bastard raised his hands up as per procedure and we proceeded with machine initialization. Everything began as predicted, no anomalies detected. Towards the end of phase III Father Bastard turned in… [REDACTED DUE TO SENSITIVE DESCRIPTION ON HUMAN BODY]
1:30 AM
Few minutes into the experiment we noticed something strange happening to Father’s body, shortly after, the weather had changed and the sky was covered in black clouds, a strange green fog started to cover the Humane Lab facility and half Sandy Shores. We continued the experiment conscious this was an important day for humans, power to the array grid was increased to 200%, reaching its maximum.
1:40 AM
Due to sensitive images, we have decided to apply a filter and spoiler alert to our document.
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We reached Phase V and the end of our experiment when a thunderstorm striked on the facility hitting our machine and the scientists team, which were thrown off their workstations. Luckily for us, the protective grid in rubber installed behind their backs stopped the scientists from certain death.
Shortly after, the MG Cabin caught fire. We got it extinguished in less than 30 seconds thanks to the automated water sprinkle systems and the help of Daddy’s Cousin, Jerry. Jerry was the first to witness what had happened inside the cabin, not by any surprise, he wasn’t able to describe what he saw. We decided to get a closer look and take some photographs.
We’re still clueless on what has happened, was a specimen released in our world or did we transform Father Bastard into one of them ? We need answers.
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Credits
Photographs: Jcstodds, [TCL] Mac
Players involved: [LSV]Abby, [LSV]RememberMe, [LSV]Lidia Ingalls, TeaM_Edge, Wilhelminaapfeldorf
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